Transcendental Bloviation

Politics, Space, Japan

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Impossible Takes a Little Longer

Did you believe in Dow 36,000? Don't give up hope! By 2021, it should be true. Buy some of those remainder copies of Glassman and Hasset's book off Amazon (as low as 1 cent plus shipping) and have them sent to your friends. Let's light a real fire under this market, which just hit a new high!

These guys are pants-on-fire liars, of course. They specifically said Dow 36,000 would materialize in 3-5 years. Now they are saying they weren't wrong overall, they were just a leetle off in some very minor detail. They can't even get it right about the stock market today--the Dow Jones hit a new nominal high, but not if you adjust for inflation. The other indices (arguably more reflective of reality) are still down from their bubble-era highs.

As long as I'm here, I hope you will all buy my forthcoming book, "How to Make a Million Dollars Before You Graduate from College". It's really pretty easy. You just put off going to college, and take a regular job, save every penny, then go to college after you've made a million dollars. And the best part is: you can save money on college costs because, after you've got a million bucks, why even go to college? (Besides, you'll be sixty years old, easily.) There's more to it than that, of course, but buy my book for the step-by-step breakdown.


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