Starship Enterprise vs. Red Adventurer

I shouldn't be writing this.  I should be correcting badly translated patents.  All you get is an oldie-but-goodie: the USSR's version of Star Trek.
 
http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/0996September/Automedia/soviet.html
 
 
Somebody, somewhere, take up this challenge: cut and paste from episodes in both series, producing a hybrid episode in which Captain Kirk et al. and Comrade Commander Vasily Dobraydushev go at it, only to discover that in so doing, they foster pan-galactic networks of religious fundamentalist wingnuts who blow up buildings in the capital cities of both empires.
 
I'd watch it.